Yeah, I admit that at this point I just shrug and keep going when I see a character that I don't remember (with the long delays and so many ridiculously willing women). Which is how I'd imagine him handling it, either that or there's the George Foreman method - just name them all "MC" and he won't have to worry about remembering their names.You forgot an important point ... He needs an microchip attached to his brain so he can remember all his Chicks/Kids names.
Probably hire some nubile woman as his PA who follows him around and tells him the names of all the women he's fucking and all the kids.