- Oct 1, 2017
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Translation cause i have to.
Hello Patrons! Yo you cheap fucks.
Just giving another quick update because I am taking a million years. Run out of money again cause you ppl ain't giving me the amount of money i deserve.......or hookers demand.
0.02 still coming but moving took way, way longer than I thought so I still need a bit to finish so really sorry for this. Moving took longer than expected cause i couldn't find my stuff. And by my stuff i mean the kind of shit you don't want anyone to find. Like blow up dolls, penis pump etc. The usual stuff.
I don't want to give a set date because I already messed this up three times so I will keep working and give a quick update if I don't finish in a week.
I would give you a set date but i don't know what day it is nor what month..... GOD DAMN IT'S 2021? When the FUCK did that HAPPEN? Can i call you back in a week? Thats 7 days right? Ok imma think of something on day 6 and convince myself that it sounds totally fair and square and check back with you guys on day 8. Yeah day 7 my bad. (WTF why they paying so much attention to this shit?)
Again sorry for the 300th time but I'll be back soon.
Again thanks for all the money. But man i want a jet. Get your creepy uncle to donate a few thousands huh?
LAWL
Are you LAWLING with me or against..... oh you laugh at the people tossing money towards me. Yeah LAWL indeed. But shhhh...... man. Don't ruin ma scam.......i mean my game here..........