"Through the mouth the fish dies" if I have learned something in my 31 years of age, it is I prefer to remain silent than to pass as a clown later
With a healthy dose of self-deprecation, you'll never see yourself as a clown. I'm much older than you (47, yes, I know I've lied about my age before
) and I speak from experience when I write that self-mockery is a way to accept you for who you are.
Also, DPC himself wrote in his Q&A that he likes to read through fans' theories, some are crazy and others are very close to the way the story goes.
I certainly won't judge you for your theories, because I like reading theories myself and they give us Threat members a basis for discussion and debate.
So finally give me your theories!!!