Ah best friend Mahler. Right on time. It's been years buddy, you never give up do you. Every single update. How does it feel? Stalking us for years? Does it give you a sense of accomplishment? Man, we could literally take 8 months off and still make more moolah than you could ever dream of. All your efforts and hard work over 2 years to take us down, and yet here we are still! Crushing 99% of games. It PISSES you off so much doesn't it? Quick! Go create another account!
All this vendetta over one deleted review and you barely made a dent. All those accounts and comments over the years, stalking us everywhere and yet, here we are. Sucks to be you doesn't it? One update is all it takes baby. BOOM, back on top. A big Christmas middle finger to you, my best friend. Well, now that we got our usual greetings out of the way, I will look forward to your kind words again next update.
P/s: wait till I reveal a surprise just for you next year. If you're jealous now, I can't even begin to imagine your despair when you find out. Makes DA's profits look like spare change. That's right, keep fuming