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OctoSky
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That is what is supposedly happening right now. Bluecat has went with Plan B which is forget the merge right now and start releasing new content, but the new excuse is he can't find a translator. Take everything he says with a supertankers worth of salt after all the lies.
I am BlooKat. The time has come to update you all on the progress of Ecchi Sensei.
1. Ecchi Sensei grows bigger, better and more sentient by the second. One of the new sub menus recently broke away from the game and became the dictator of a small Asian country. All hail President Stat Menu! This game cannot be stopped.
2. Ecchi Sensei has recently secured the agreement of Steven Spilberg to direct the forthcoming Ecchi Sensei movie. This game cannot be stopped.
3. Ecchi Sensei no longer needs a translator. Ecchi Sensei has become it's own language, spoken with joy by beings from every known galaxy. This game cannot be stopped.
4. Ecchi Sensei recently acquired the streaming company Netflix. All Neflix programming will henceforth be the currently in production Ecchi Sensei TV show, starring Ben Affleck as every single charactor. This game cannot be stopped.
5. Ecchi Sensei has recently released it's own crypto currency, BlooBucks. It is now the dominant global economy. This game cannot be stopped.
6. The new update of the game will allow it to be transmitted directly into the users brain, eliminating the need for a merge. This game cannot be stopped.
7. Ecchi Sensei was recently voted "Most Likely Adult VN To End World Hunger" and has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, a Michelin Star and several Automobile awards. This game cannot be stopped.
8. Ecchi Sensei is currently dominating the Winter Olympics, winning gold in every available event and also in several sports that have not even been invented yet. This game cannot be stopped.
9. Ecchi Sensei is not only the largest, most highly respected VN ever produced, it is also the the most highly acclaimed work of humankind. It is taught in schools worldwide and is set to become the the pre-eminent religion on planet Earth. This game cannot be stopped.
10. Ecchi Sensei microwave dinners are now available. Every single person who has tasted one refuses to even look at any other kind of food again, as they know nothing could ever be as good. This game cannot be stopped.
This should clarify all questions regarding the current progress of the game. Nothing further needs to be said about it. Subscribe now or face the consequences. This game cannot be stopped.
1. Ecchi Sensei grows bigger, better and more sentient by the second. One of the new sub menus recently broke away from the game and became the dictator of a small Asian country. All hail President Stat Menu! This game cannot be stopped.
2. Ecchi Sensei has recently secured the agreement of Steven Spilberg to direct the forthcoming Ecchi Sensei movie. This game cannot be stopped.
3. Ecchi Sensei no longer needs a translator. Ecchi Sensei has become it's own language, spoken with joy by beings from every known galaxy. This game cannot be stopped.
4. Ecchi Sensei recently acquired the streaming company Netflix. All Neflix programming will henceforth be the currently in production Ecchi Sensei TV show, starring Ben Affleck as every single charactor. This game cannot be stopped.
5. Ecchi Sensei has recently released it's own crypto currency, BlooBucks. It is now the dominant global economy. This game cannot be stopped.
6. The new update of the game will allow it to be transmitted directly into the users brain, eliminating the need for a merge. This game cannot be stopped.
7. Ecchi Sensei was recently voted "Most Likely Adult VN To End World Hunger" and has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, a Michelin Star and several Automobile awards. This game cannot be stopped.
8. Ecchi Sensei is currently dominating the Winter Olympics, winning gold in every available event and also in several sports that have not even been invented yet. This game cannot be stopped.
9. Ecchi Sensei is not only the largest, most highly respected VN ever produced, it is also the the most highly acclaimed work of humankind. It is taught in schools worldwide and is set to become the the pre-eminent religion on planet Earth. This game cannot be stopped.
10. Ecchi Sensei microwave dinners are now available. Every single person who has tasted one refuses to even look at any other kind of food again, as they know nothing could ever be as good. This game cannot be stopped.
This should clarify all questions regarding the current progress of the game. Nothing further needs to be said about it. Subscribe now or face the consequences. This game cannot be stopped.
OctoSky
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Damn you Ecchi Sensei for ruining TV!
Treat it as if it were and consider any future releases a pleasant surprise.
RandoCard3
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Probably the smartest thing said here in a while
PIKAPIKABOO
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Seeing as the 'work' from the past year was thrown away cough never existed cough, I'd say yes
Progress is being made apparently. Although I think 99% of people have developed an immunity to delusional fairy tails
But I don't see the thread dying. It's already outlived the game. Whenever I read anything from skummy, I hear this song on repeat and I imagine him serenading bluecat like a pair of sweet lovers in the night
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Abhai
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both links/files are ok.File not foundcan you reupload the file sir? thank you
check for problems on your side (browser, addblocks, ip-s...)
xLeviathan
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Man i had to format my hard disk drive approximately on August and forgot to backup the RenPy folder, totally my fault. I've been trying to delay to play this game as much as possible cause with my luck i know week 4 will be released as soon as i start playing it but holy. Its been what, 1 year and a half already since last update? Kinda sus. (Honestly im not reading the 100 previous pages to see what happened or whats the current state of the update )
I guess its time to download every week and play again since i have nothing better to do and im up to date on the majority of other games...
Kinda sus. (Honestly im not reading the 100 previous pages to see what happened or whats the current state of the update )I guess its time to download every week and play again since i have nothing better to do and im up to date on the majority of other games...
OctoSky
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Hurry the fuck up and play it so your bad luck will happen and they release it.
OctoSky
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Oooookay, think we got a lot off track. How about a better topic? Hmm. Ok? Great.
Fuck, marry, kill. Lets hear your answers.
Woody from Toy Story, Ariel from The Little Mermaid, E.T from the movie E.T.
Which one would you fuck, marry, kill?
Fuck, marry, kill. Lets hear your answers.
Woody from Toy Story, Ariel from The Little Mermaid, E.T from the movie E.T.
Which one would you fuck, marry, kill?
layer1avn
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Dude, you clearly have no idea what E.T. can do with that finger.
PIKAPIKABOO
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Thank you sir its work now. yesterday i cant download because the file not found.
Good question
ET has a magic finger so I'd have to marry. Ariel can get fucked. And then woody, poor woody will have to die. He'll be spinning around and having a fun time in the washing machine
Jeff221
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Bored so I was going through posts in this thread from 2019. If only this man knew what was coming.
Neobrakeon
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Guys. We've achieved a milestone.
It finally went down to 3k!!!!
It finally went down to 3k!!!!
Same thing happened to me at the start of 2020. I was playing one of the new releases at the time, then my computer crashed. I don't tend to backup my porn folders so lost my save and didn't feel like starting over at the time. A few months later I saw they were working on a merge so I just waited. Still waiting because if this merge ever comes out I'll be needing to restart it anyway. That's best case scenario. If this game is dead then I also don't want to restart it just to see the last few days of a game that's never going to get another installment.Man i had to format my hard disk drive approximately on August and forgot to backup the RenPy folder, totally my fault. I've been trying to delay to play this game as much as possible cause with my luck i know week 4 will be released as soon as i start playing it but holy. Its been what, 1 year and a half already since last update?
I guess its time to download every week and play again since i have nothing better to do and im up to date on the majority of other games...
The current best case scenario is that they find a new translator(because 18 months was clearly not enough time for the dev to improve his language skills enough to only need someone to polish text; or find a translator and slowly get them up to speed) and go back to releasing stand-alone days for the forseeable future.
The merge has been shelved and it's very likely that when they do start working on it again, they'll start from scratch.
So, even if they do start releasing content soon(relatively speaking), you still have year-long delays to look forward to with the next merge, or whenever they decide to implement the character cards, or journal or calendar or whatever other minor mechanics they introduce that turn into the Enigma fucking code, somehow.