Ren'Py Completed Forgotten Paradise [v1.0] [Void Star]

[Adaptis]

Wow...so...this shit got weird since the last time I played it well over a year ago.

Among other things, the MC is a colossal moron. You have fucking power armor and a laser rifle. Why the hell wouldn't you bring those with you down to the planet if you insist on using an escape pod instead of just landing the ship? Oh, and maybe, you know, strap yourself in on the pod when it's obvious shit's going wrong, I'm assuming it has fucking seatbelts since even those boxy soviet bloc pieces of crap from the 60s-70s had them.

Being forced to let Ramsay-lite stab us in the ass was annoying. MC should have offed him right away, but then I guess the GoT "plotline" wouldn't have played out.

The endings...yeah...

For the "Full Circle" thing if you use the portal, I shall refer back to the MC being a colossal moron if he couldn't alter things. Paradoxes aside, if you fucking meet yourself and can have a conversation, give yourself a red pill, and ask for $100 for some stupid reason, you can also say : "Oh and btw, earth is going to get set on fire or something, your ship is going to get boarded by space aliens so maybe keep the armor and laser rifle handy, and don't let fucking Ramsay stab you in the ass you twat".

Only other ending I got was some sort of superhero savior thing without any closure about the wife banging Liam aside from "It's over", nothing from either not-daughter about their not-dad repeatedly cumming in them, and apparently everybody being just dandy with my guy promising to live with them, including not-Liara and her blue hellspawn.

Something that isn't addressed by my "savior" ending is the fact that the MC and village of barbarian rapist bitches he's apparently happily living in now, have a HUGE technological advantage over everyone else on the planet now. You've got an interstellar spaceship with weaponry, power armor, and laser guns. Everyone else has stone age or iron age stuff at best, and possibly some sort of weird sex magic. Also potentially 1 dragon, which would be easily vaporized. A better ending would have been "Hey, let's take this shit over and melt anyone we don't like.".

Anyway, weird ride.

That's what happens when a dev rushes something that could've been great, "but no fuck you I'm going to spoil it and move on to the next game", is what it feels like

 

[Adaptis]

Well the wife should have had an option too to be thrown off a cliff like that alien mother..

Sure killing her is good and all but remember, there are so much worse things than death

 

[Wicked Garden]

"Nope. Pushes her and her baby out the airlock."

*Punts her baby 65 yards* It's good!!

 

[EverydaySanePsycho]

I like to imagine that if you forgive her, she has to wait for her turn and watch you have an orgy with the other women around including the daughters, like throwing it in her face since she was a hoe long before the trip

It's the only way to salvage their marriage.

 

[UnoriginalUserName]

*Punts her baby 65 yards* It's good!!

Longer than that in space, it'd just keep going and going!

Why don't you keep her and this time, make sure to put a baby in her while she has to live with the fact that you are putting babies in a whole bunch of other women too, a much better punishment than ejecting her off the ship don't you think?

Eh...I suspect being spaced is pretty damn unpleasant, what with the whole freezing, boiling, and asphyxiating all at once thing. I mean sure, they'd only last about 15 seconds, but they'd be very long seconds.

 

[Adaptis]

It's the only way to salvage their marriage.

Oh yes, but it would only be a salvaged marriage to her, to you she is just another woman that needs to wait in line to get some baby gravy in her, and I mean a long waiting list, I mean there's tons of women in line there

 

[Adaptis]

Longer than that in space, it'd just keep going and going!



Eh...I suspect being spaced is pretty damn unpleasant, what with the whole freezing, boiling, and asphyxiating all at once thing. I mean sure, they'd only last about 15 seconds, but they'd be very long seconds.

Exactly, I mean that's a quick way out if you kill her, but keeping her around to watch you get with all the other women is and knowing you got your daughters (including the alien one, in my version, the alien daughter is with you) pregnant

 

[UnoriginalUserName]

Exactly, I mean that's a quick way out if you kill her, but keeping her around to watch you get with all the other women is and knowing you got your daughters (including the alien one, in my version, the alien daughter is with you) pregnant

You left poor Ruby deactivated in the airlock?!? You monster!

 

[Dysphorika]

Wow...so...this shit got weird since the last time I played it well over a year ago.

Among other things, the MC is a colossal moron. You have fucking power armor and a laser rifle. Why the hell wouldn't you bring those with you down to the planet if you insist on using an escape pod instead of just landing the ship? Oh, and maybe, you know, strap yourself in on the pod when it's obvious shit's going wrong, I'm assuming it has fucking seatbelts since even those boxy soviet bloc pieces of crap from the 60s-70s had them.

Being forced to let Ramsay-lite stab us in the ass was annoying. MC should have offed him right away, but then I guess the GoT "plotline" wouldn't have played out.

The endings...yeah...

For the "Full Circle" thing if you use the portal, I shall refer back to the MC being a colossal moron if he couldn't alter things. Paradoxes aside, if you fucking meet yourself and can have a conversation, give yourself a red pill, and ask for $100 for some stupid reason, you can also say : "Oh and btw, earth is going to get set on fire or something, your ship is going to get boarded by space aliens so maybe keep the armor and laser rifle handy, and don't let fucking Ramsay stab you in the ass you twat".

Only other ending I got was some sort of superhero savior thing without any closure about the wife banging Liam aside from "It's over", nothing from either not-daughter about their not-dad repeatedly cumming in them, and apparently everybody being just dandy with my guy promising to live with them, including not-Liara and her blue hellspawn.

Something that isn't addressed by my "savior" ending is the fact that the MC and village of barbarian rapist bitches he's apparently happily living in now, have a HUGE technological advantage over everyone else on the planet now. You've got an interstellar spaceship with weaponry, power armor, and laser guns. Everyone else has stone age or iron age stuff at best, and possibly some sort of weird sex magic. Also potentially 1 dragon, which would be easily vaporized. A better ending would have been "Hey, let's take this shit over and melt anyone we don't like.".

Anyway, weird ride.

This, oh this so much, Aleluyah!

 

[Adaptis]

You left poor Ruby deactivated in the airlock?!? You monster!

In my defense, i was already out after impregnating the alien queen, and i really wanted that alien daughter, I mean come on, who wouldn't want to have an alien child with a sexy ass alien, and Ruby walked it off so, she's all good

 

[Publius Clodius Pulcher]

Story was shit but I cummed buckets, so I'm grateful.

 

[Adaptis]

Story was shit but I cummed buckets, so I'm grateful.

We've all cum buckets, but a good story is the difference in whether you cum barrels

 

[askietnow]

Was anyone else expecting a big orgy at the end?
This game peaked when they had the party in one of the first updates.

 

[wil2rennes]

Walkthrough update plz !

 

[Adaptis]

Was anyone else expecting a big orgy at the end?
This game peaked when they had the party in one of the first updates.

I expected an orgy,some wholesome fun with your daughters while that hoe wife watches, some nice alien action too

 

[EverydaySanePsycho]

Exactly, I mean that's a quick way out if you kill her, but keeping her around to watch you get with all the other women is and knowing you got your daughters (including the alien one, in my version, the alien daughter is with you) pregnant

That tentacle monster should've devoured her.

 

[EverydaySanePsycho]

Walkthrough update plz !

After the walkthrough of 0.12 you really don't need one.

 

[Adaptis]

That tentacle monster should've devoured her.

Perhaps while its devouring her, she calls out for the MC to help her, but the MC yells out to her that he's no into tentacle porn

 

[Wicked Garden]

Wow...so...this shit got weird since the last time I played it well over a year ago.

Among other things, the MC is a colossal moron. You have fucking power armor and a laser rifle. Why the hell wouldn't you bring those with you down to the planet if you insist on using an escape pod instead of just landing the ship? Oh, and maybe, you know, strap yourself in on the pod when it's obvious shit's going wrong, I'm assuming it has fucking seatbelts since even those boxy soviet bloc pieces of crap from the 60s-70s had them.

Being forced to let Ramsay-lite stab us in the ass was annoying. MC should have offed him right away, but then I guess the GoT "plotline" wouldn't have played out.

The endings...yeah...

For the "Full Circle" thing if you use the portal, I shall refer back to the MC being a colossal moron if he couldn't alter things. Paradoxes aside, if you fucking meet yourself and can have a conversation, give yourself a red pill, and ask for $100 for some stupid reason, you can also say : "Oh and btw, earth is going to get set on fire or something, your ship is going to get boarded by space aliens so maybe keep the armor and laser rifle handy, and don't let fucking Ramsay stab you in the ass you twat".

Only other ending I got was some sort of superhero savior thing without any closure about the wife banging Liam aside from "It's over", nothing from either not-daughter about their not-dad repeatedly cumming in them, and apparently everybody being just dandy with my guy promising to live with them, including not-Liara and her blue hellspawn.

Something that isn't addressed by my "savior" ending is the fact that the MC and village of barbarian rapist bitches he's apparently happily living in now, have a HUGE technological advantage over everyone else on the planet now. You've got an interstellar spaceship with weaponry, power armor, and laser guns. Everyone else has stone age or iron age stuff at best, and possibly some sort of weird sex magic. Also potentially 1 dragon, which would be easily vaporized. A better ending would have been "Hey, let's take this shit over and melt anyone we don't like.".

Anyway, weird ride.

Oh it's weird ride alright, so weird that wouldn't recommend anyone else getting on.

 

[Wicked Garden]

I mean sure she's already cucked you into raising two other mens kids so what's another? Taking a woman back that's probably been cheating on you the whole marriage is definitely something a cuck would do.
The only one being punished is you every time she comes back from visiting her other babies father with cum breath. lol

Oh shit I just now realized that could be a possibility. The MC was cucked all along. Welp Progressive has good insurance rates.