- Aug 22, 2018
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I'll have you know our relationship is purely professional.That would explain Notty relationship with Ava.
Her dom services don't come cheaply.
Her dom services don't come cheaply.
- Apr 26, 2017
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Love?How says you can't buy some love?
I get a wham bam spankyou ma'am and she shoves me out the door.
Not even a cuddle.
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No after-care? I'm disappointed.
- Aug 22, 2018
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She is a harsh mistress.
She does give me coffee so I won't complain.
Although it is TESCO's own brand that tastes like brown piss and she only gives me 1 sugar instead of 2.
You all think she's a sweet and innocent angel, you don't see her bad side.
Last time she made me breakfast it was eggs and she broke the yoke ... nothing to dip my bread in ... now you see what kind of monster she can be.
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Oh damn, ask for some "oeuf à la coque" next time...she can't miss that and it's the yoke&bread's ultimate paradise!
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- Aug 22, 2018
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If I asked for that we'd probably spend at least 10 minutes giggling cos we're super mature.
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But that'd require her to cook the egg too! Might be too much of a luxury.
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3 minutes in boiling water, some fresh water to stop the cooking... luxury, don't think so but if you're in french Palace, it is indeed.
- Aug 22, 2018
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I do so love night time.
Typing out pages of rudeness that makes my totally straight friend look like a cruel lesbian dominatrix who can't cook.
Then she wakes up, reads her game thread hoping for some talk about easter eggs or the little details she puts in but nope, it's Ava being a silly bitch again.
No idea how she puts up with me.
Same question I aks myself about my girlfriend ... and my twinsy ... and the rest of my family ... and friends ... and work folks ... and boss ... and that gorgeous tart staring back at me everytime I look at the bit of glass in the bathroom, she's been trapped in that for years, always there looking at me when I go in. Creeps me out sometimes. Saw her in a bit of glass at my mums house too, think she's following me. Come to think of it, she's been following me since we were both kids.
Typing out pages of rudeness that makes my totally straight friend look like a cruel lesbian dominatrix who can't cook.
Then she wakes up, reads her game thread hoping for some talk about easter eggs or the little details she puts in but nope, it's Ava being a silly bitch again.
No idea how she puts up with me.
Same question I aks myself about my girlfriend ... and my twinsy ... and the rest of my family ... and friends ... and work folks ... and boss ... and that gorgeous tart staring back at me everytime I look at the bit of glass in the bathroom, she's been trapped in that for years, always there looking at me when I go in. Creeps me out sometimes. Saw her in a bit of glass at my mums house too, think she's following me. Come to think of it, she's been following me since we were both kids.
Can't cook ...or just won't? I thought it was just part of the domination role...
Everyone loves things that are tiny and cute.
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Aftercare is a real thing, Notty's version just involves a pat on the head and a command to fetch her some wine and her ciggies.Can't cook ...or just won't? I thought it was just part of the domination role...
I don't know if i'd call her a dominatrix so much as evil overlordess.
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You'd think she'd at least spring for Waitrose own brand, what with all the money she's got rolling in from her Smutress empire. Or does she spend it all on whips and gags? Not to mention the obligatory Jaffa Cakes!
I like my eggs like that, do you think she'd invite me for breakfast next time?
I love the nighttime too! I get to see Ava being silly, it cheers me up!
I have one of those that follows me too! Although mine isn't a gorgeous young Welsh hobbit, mine is more of an overweight orc.
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Your Sweetness, you are in friendly zone here.
You are our Welsh Petite (in the Cambridge dictionary definition) and like TheDevian said, don't you ever think about rudeness in your posts!
Your way to tease Nottravis (i'm not tots confidant with her shortname) is refreshing and spicy, you are brilliant!
Since my first reading of your post in Philly's thread (remember the stoning joke?), i love your way of being, here and everywhere else!
- Aug 22, 2018
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That's all she spends her money on.Not to mention the obligatory Jaffa Cakes!
She lives in a run down shack leeching her neighbours wifi with her PC running and piles of Jaffa cake boxes everywhere.
She lives on them.
Jaffa cakes and cream, Jaffa cakes and milk, Jaffa cakes and ice cream, Jaffa cakes and gravy (this one isn't nice, don't ever go over if she offers a full roast dinner ... warm soggy Jaffa cakes floating in lumpy gravy).
Always terrifies me she's confuse me with Jaffa cake filling one day and eat me (oh god I hope she eats me ..... ahem)....
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No to a full roast dinner, gotcha! I can't think what's worse... Lumpy gravy or gravy and Jaffa Cakes
I heard somewhere that she renders in her knickers, is that true?
Let your mind drift a bit at the end there, did you?
Two more shirts I did for ...something.
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- Jun 3, 2017
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Oops! *was only quoting from a film...*
*purrrrrs*
*starts reading Ava's rambling...*
*returns!*
Lies! This is all lies!
As any fule kno if they pay attention! For does not the holy word of the credits specifically state that the coffee is in fact Carte Noire?!
Honestly...*despairs!*
This is known *nods nods*
- Jun 3, 2017
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Prefers "Practical"
*considers this a matter of opinion...* ;PSince my first reading of your post in Philly's thread (remember the stoning joke?), i love your way of being, here and everywhere else!
Y'know, before I went to sleep last night I was thinking "Mebbe I need to tone the Chris scene down a bit." It was after all a bit intense. However, having read this little lot....*goes to add some more text to ramp it up!*
Although interestingly enough....that whole "she's a harsh mistress" thingy. I suppose in a way, when you play that scene with Chris...well, I will be, no? After all, I did write what she says....
*smiles sweetly*