I have no clue what you guys are talking about, something about Milk, endearment, Judge Judy. Who the fuck knows. Milfy City is my second review, I love this game, this fucker ICSTOR better finish this game fast because I need more of this game. Someone said there's a review section.. Where that at? help me out.
Anyways.
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My Second Review
Okay, Okay here we go another sure fire cumshot review for sure. This game is made by ICSTOR folks, holy fuck if you don't know this developer bro you need to google his name and play all his games. I promise you a good time with this dude, your dick is in good hands when it's in ICSTOR's hands... Wait.. That sounded gay let me rephrase. Your dick is in good hands when you've got ICSTOR's girls showing you a good time. I love this developer, his stories are great, his games are fun and this one is probably his best and it just keeps getting better. The Mom gave me the creeps in the beginning I won't lie, something about her self doubt for her feelings for her son didn't put me in a good mood. I didn't need that to be honest, or something about it just felt out of place. ICSTOR's games usually have an air of fun about them, it's either the good story telling or the artwork. Something about this dudes games and art just says "FUN" to me. All his models are always hot as fuck, back in the day I invented a code system for when a hot girl walked into the store I worked at "Code 4" and all his models are code 4. Face, Tits, Booty, Body. Every one of his models meets the criteria to go over the store radio and announce a code 4 in aisle 6, all employee's code 4, aisle 6! Oh you should have seen us run when I created this coding system. Anyways I digress, on to the score.
As of today, Milfy City gets a.....
CUMSHOT!
Fuck yeah this game get's a cumshot score, this is ICSTOR's bitches coming at you. This developer knows how to show off his girls and it makes me think he, might actually be a she. Would that really shock you? That all this time. ICSTOR, was a chick. Think about it. It's too good. Too clean. Play this game, make sure you have a fucking towel next to you though. Fuck tissues, with ICSTOR's girls you need a towel bro. I love how you traverse in this game, I love the hidden objects that give you extra pictures, I love the bathtub (wish it had more images or even an animation but fuuuuck that's good.) I love the story. I want more! Hurry the fuck up!
Here is why it earned a cumshot.
Cumshots
- Game has a well written story. (Oh you just know this dude is American, I have a gut feeling about this one, no lost in translation with this one. I love the dynamic between the sisters, the mom creeped me out a little at first but her Engrish is spot on. Very well written story.)
- Game has animations. (Fucking great animations are you kidding me, this dude animated jiggle when the hips hit the thighs, you know what I mean if you woke your sister up. He stretched out the cheek too! This dude knows how to animate. I'm impressed.)
- Game has well designed females. (You know how some escorts are $120 an hour and others are $500 an hour. ICSTOR's females would be the $1000 an hour ones. Period.)
- Game takes a decent amount of time to finish or see all it has to offer. (You will be seeing the goods in a very short amount of time and it will be good goods I promise. ICSTOR is known for finishing his fucking games so I'm sure it will be a good lengthy game that won't make you wait.)
- Game does not have extremely long loading/traveling/transition screens. (Oh this game is lighting fast, no pointless travel screens just imagemap perfection. I find myself dragging my mouse across the screen looking for hidden stuff that will take me to different places or get me knew pictures.)
- Games user interface is intuitive and well designed. (Again, this game is all imagemaps almost. I love how he makes us get around. A lot better than other games I've played for sure.)
- The sex or tease portions are sufficient and not few and far between. (It don't take long to see ICSTOR girls doing something naughty, they always sluts. I freaking love the bathtub fantasy, great idea I wish it were animations or more images. Great idea.)
Blue Balled
- Game is 100% Complete. (As of to date is not complete and I hate how he shows us all these freaking areas or people we can't interact with yet or even visit. Pointless! Don't tease me like that you beautiful fuck! Hide that shit until its done.)
- Game has replay value that does not rely on story alone. (Ignoring the story and this game is a boring click fest, it needs the story to make it more fun. Meaning, if you replay this game and skip the story you will miss out and be lost. I understand it's a visual novel sort of but the second you make it interactive, it's a game to me and I'm playing it.)
- Game has not used all default game engine assets. (That damn choice option backgrounds bro, you've customized almost everything else, even made a favicon but you left the default gradient black choice background. Do something different I know you got it in you.)
- Game has no mundane tasks that take too long to get through and become a boring chore. (Whoooo the fuck thinks it's fun to play Rock Paper Scissors to make money!? Nobody. Epic fail, epic! The mini games in this game is so freaking pointless and boring you will be annoyed when you have to do them to make money. Oh my god bro make me go on a paper route to make money and meet the fucking neighbors. Scrap the RPS mini game, scrap the memory game they are pointless! Let me make money by interacting with people. Or by playing strip poker online with your girls. Fuck! Rock Paper Scissors??? wtf dude FAIL! Get rid of that garbage and redesign now.)