mrttao

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I am starting to think that the dog chasers might actually be serious rather than joking about wanting to fuck shadow.
 

necromater

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Me? A traitor? Never!

There is indeed a traitor among us, but it is not I.

Here! Do you recognize this, you fiend?
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I know who I swore my allegiance to! And it was not whoever, or whatever, took this beautiful beings place!

I still remember fondly, the last words we exchanged... what I had to do. To clap some cheeks. And indeed I set out to do just that! I prepared, oiled up, and lay in wait... only to have my faith challenged and crushed by none other than you, the true imposter!

I was devastated. Our time together may have been brief, but it shook me to my very core nonetheless.

So a change of plans was in order. The clapping of cheeks was delayed. I needed allies. Allies you couldn't reach with your false words. Allies to help me see things for what they truly are, and maybe find weakness, a tear I could exploit, to take back what I lost.

I will bring shame to the dogclapper's name if I have to, and get my friend back, no matter what it takes!

And, somehow, I'm sure, Shadow would do the same.
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Worry not brother we still love you
 

ItzSyther

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I have not heard such HERESY in all my years Nevart
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FOR THE GLORY OF LADY SHADOW I SHALL STRIKE YE DOWN WITH A THOUSAND CLAPS.

Unto thee I shall curse thy name, for her glory I sing, for her glory I weep!

You are the pretender, fake follower of her glory, her beauty, her EVERYTHING.

I shall not have my ever loyal name besmirched by some interloper.

HEAR ME child, you know not of what you speak or do.

You are a traitor to this thread. The Dogstapo the ever loyal confirmed as such with the words you spoke against OUR BROTHERS of F95.

Despite many not agreeing with me I would never SLANDER their names.

WAR IS UPON YE FOOL!
 

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And so it begins. The neophyte challenged the prophet himself. The word of the prophet carries a heavy weight and he has proof for his accusations but the neophyte claims that the prophet is false and an imposter that tries to usurp the Lady's throne. The outcome of this event will shape the future of the dogclappers for years to come, a new chapter shall be written, setting a precedent for the next generations.
 
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necromater

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I believe he was referring to the definition of death as "brain is destroyed"
Technically speaking, you could resuscitate a decapitated head a few minutes after decapitation.
I know but i like the bolter just needed a reason XD
 
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necromater

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Ella is Evil
-The cult of mother
-The waifu wars
- Ella simps
- Copium Blue first strike
-the shitpost wars
- the fertility conundrum
- The living joke pussyboy
- The eugenics are we the baddies ? dilemma
- The Victim Jake Arc parts 1-2
-Copium Blue second chapter (that smurf is asking for a spanking)
Retardation fight: Syther and random retard spammed against each other so hard a mod rolled in and nearly kicked all our shit in.
-the blueballs update
-the dogclappers rise
- the waifu hunts
-the heretic burnings
- Ella is not that evil but still a cunt (why do we always go back here )
The Victim Jake Arc parts 3-4 (we talk about this way to much)
The Deryl Conundrum: Is he a bad friend or a bro?
-the nico and liz reckoning
- Copium Blue the cockblocking XD
-lvl2 vs lvl3 paradigm
- the Fmc Fundoshi crone
- the pistol , the bombardier and the zap
- Deryl a genius ,a friend ,an asshole
- the long dogs night.

Boy this thread is always busy XD
 

mrttao

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I know but i like the bolter just needed a reason XD
fair. bolters are awesome
Ella is Evil
-The cult of mother
-The waifu wars
- Ella simps
- Copium Blue first strike
-the shitpost wars
- the fertility conundrum
- The living joke pussyboy
- The eugenics are we the baddies ? dilemma
- The Victim Jake Arc parts 1-2
-Copium Blue second chapter (that smurf is asking for a spanking)
Retardation fight: Syther and random retard spammed against each other so hard a mod rolled in and nearly kicked all our shit in.
-the blueballs update
-the dogclappers rise
- the waifu hunts
-the heretic burnings
- Ella is not that evil but still a cunt (why do we always go back here )
The Victim Jake Arc parts 3-4 (we talk about this way to much)
The Deryl Conundrum: Is he a bad friend or a bro?
-the nico and liz reckoning
- Copium Blue the cockblocking XD
-lvl2 vs lvl3 paradigm
- the Fmc Fundoshi crone
- the pistol , the bombardier and the zap
- Deryl a genius ,a friend ,an asshole
- the long dogs night.

Boy this thread is always busy XD
Looks like a healthy thread to me.
This is how hype is made
No need to constantly shut down healthy debate
 

necromater

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Lol and that's only the history of the fall into madness i left out all the crazy weapons theory before that (the napalm leak XD) and many more things but they came around so meh
 

ItzSyther

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As we speak glorious loyalists to the TRUE dogclapper cult ready themselves for the purge against the imposter to Shadow's good name.

I, the Grand Prophet of The Dogclapper Cult, heir to the chantry, junior of the Mommy cult led by the great DrakoGhoul beg the other factions to stay out of this 'war'

This war is nothing more than a purge of the imposter, he who speaks lies against I, Grand Prophet Syther. The same Syther who comes on EVERYDAY to spread her glorious name and visage.

He knows not of my undying loyalty to her cause...the voices that command me to ELIMINATE THIS USPERER, they shall be vanished...my victory is already assured as Shadow grants her truly devout untold power!
 

ItzSyther

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WRONG! A TRUE FOLLOWER OF LADY SHADOW WOULD HAVE NO NEED FOR CLAPS! FOR HE WOULD POSSESS NO HANDS!
A TRUE CLAPPER KNOWS THAT YE NEEDS NO HANDS TO CLAP A PRETENDER
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There is no such thing as a pretender in this battle of faith, and you know it. ...Or are you insinuating that our Goddess would not have noticed such a slight. The original you would know better.
LADY SHADOW KNOWS ALL YOU CUR. Her wisdom foresaw your betrayal at the misty hollow and the great boar of truth spoke of the potential threat of a newcomer! I SHOULD OF STRUCK YOU DOWN THEN.

Not once did I utter your name, for you have none to begin with!
WITNESS MY NAME FOOL:

ItzSyther, chosen of Lady Shadow.

Syther, The Grand Prophet of the Dogclappers

Papa Syther, the Grand Protector of the forest of wander!

I know enough. How could I question myself when I feel Her right besides me?
YOU FEEL NOTHING BUT THE DECEPTION YOU ARE WEAVING AGAINST THE THREAD AND FOR THAT I SHALL STRIKE YE DOWN.

AGAINST OUR BROTHERS?!? NO! I WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT! I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM! YOU TRULY ARE A FOOL! FOR EVEN I CANNOT FATHOM WHERE YOU DERIVED SUCH VILENESS FROM! SPEAK UP, IF YOU DARE! LET US SEE THE MADNESS HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT!
THE EVIDENCE SPEAKS AGAINST YOU FOOL
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My victory is already at hand and you delivered it to me on a GOLDEN PLATTER YOU FOOOOOOOOL.

I WILL SAVE YOU BROTHER!
You shall save nothing, you are weak. My victory is assured due to your own blunders by conspiring with the Discordians.

GLORY TO SHADOW, GLORY TO HER VISAGE, GLORY TO THE DOGCLAPPERS!

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