Have you considered doing stand-up, you would KILL it with material like that!
Actually, yes, I have. One of the key elements of comedy is knowing your audience. You would be the guy who shows up in the crowd not realizing it's an interactive experience and that the joker onstage may select you to be the unwitting straight man.
AND you didn't clear anything up at ALL!
There's this great feature in these forums, but I don't expect you to know about it (because of how many others miss it every day and ask about compressed releases). It's called Search. You can limit it to this thread exclusively. Go ahead and see how many results you get on a phrase like "duck lips".
That is where the comedy began, you see, because your question was kinda like somebody walking in to the local NAACP offices and asking "Hey, has anybody noticed how many black people there are here?"
I will grant you that there isn't a sign on this game saying "duck face simulator", but sweet jebus, has it been a regularly mentioned 'feature'. The only thing more popular in the past year or so is folks discussion about MacKenzie, the (potentially) fictional entity BD hired to be the new public liason. And the conspiracy theory idea that the game isn't even being handled by the original dev , but that they sold the game (and dev name) to somebody else entirely. And, lastly, no, you can never bang your mother, adopted mother, or sister.
I think that covers everything of regular discussion, barring the release schedule. That isn't worth rehashing.