There's nothing left to say.
I think there's a topic we haven't talked about enough in this thread... why did your post 3000 only have one line?There's nothing left to say.
Episode 8 didn't bring a whole lotta new food to the table. Dudes can only pine so much over Bianca.
And the Zoey hype is kinda over. The Interlude probably told us too much. What's left to say about her? Did you guys notice she has blue hair?
We've speculated to death over who may be pregnant. Ash or Heather. Anyone else would be a non-story (but I'll throw Sally in for good measure).
We've insulted Jill's face to the brink of death (and Jill being the anti-bully character and all...)
We've long since established that Josy is the only girl who isn't fucked up. She just needs to be fucked more.
Hopefully we've psyched ourselves up to handle DPC calling Carolyn by another name. I think the thread would actually melt down if he did call her Carolyn!
I guess we could look over Maya's loan again, but then I believe I resolved that one over a year ago.
And then yes, we come to the Madame... She wears a mask. Is that significant? Does she have a story to tell? Will the VIP card ever come to better use? The fact that you could fuck the shit outta Nicole in the VIP room without a pass just makes that pass even less valuable. DPC should have just replaced the Madame with more Nicole time.
Anyway, I hope you're satisfied LD. I've managed to string along a semi-decent sized post just to say there's nothing to talk about. Just imagine if there was something!
More importantly, why did my shit one-liner post that was actually just a question, get so many fucking responses!?I think there's a topic we haven't talked about enough in this thread... why did your post 3000 only have one line?
We need the best theorycrafters to elucidate that mystery.
I expect the 5000th shazba post to be a blank post just to send a message.More importantly, why did my shit one-liner post that was actually just a question, get so many fucking responses!?
Welp if that one-liner question was : Where is the bacon ?!?More importantly, why did my shit one-liner post that was actually just a question, get so many fucking responses!?
then I'd like to join coz I wanna know too 
That is missing a few important parts for Jill. You need to be Chick or Neutral and if you don't choose her instead of Sage her whole route is closed off. I could be wrong but I don't think she actually needs to do the recital to stay on her path. Take that with a grain of salt though because it's so easy to help her no matter what route your on that I've never actually not done it.
No you're right you don't need that for Jill... it's needed for Bianca & Co.
But that Sage part... I don't get it... if you are hell bent on dating Jill why the fuck would you turn her down ?! And some folks are fed up when this hits back later... Common sense just good old fashioned common sense is what it takes to get the girl you want... but let's be honest for a sec here... the majority that plays this ( or any other ) game is here for the content not to read or use their head so they most of the times rely on some sorta walkthrough guide which tells 'em what to do and when So expecting from the majority to figure out how shit works actually and on their own... is just a new chapter of some scientific novel If you don't know what you are doing then it's best to let it go with the cheatings...Need some help. My affinity stucked on -4 and every time i make DIK\chick choice game show error, I've used some console commands (dk=), maybe that's the problem?
Line 259 is supposed to change your DIK score by +1. Are you using any mods at all. Either way your scores shouldn't be lock at all so it sounds like a bad mod or you messed it up using the console commands for whatever reason. The scores and affinity are a huge part of this so messing with them mid game is just asking for trouble.
Maybe i'm just being an idiot... This numbers must change according to my choices, right?
They do change but you wont see the effect until the next free roam or end of the episode. You will see something along the lines of "Your score has been updated". It still doesn't explain the crashes at every choice.
Your only on episode two so worst case scenario you can just Ctrl through from the beginning. If it's a new save anything that was messed up shouldn't be a problem anymore.
You can play a perfectly Dikish Neutral MC and still get with Jill.
The game is not forcing you to be a whipped little pusykunt. You can punch Tybalt, knock his teeth out, ruin his presentation with a dik pic, fuck Josy, heavy pet Maya, fuck Sage, fool with Bella, fuck a bunch of sidegirls, choose to NOT actually help Jill with her performing in a concert anxiety... AND STILL get her in the end!
Be kind is a general advice, and not mandatoryYou can play a perfectly Dikish Neutral MC and still get with Jill.
Sure a little balancing is in order to swing the MC affinity to neutral from DIK, but the choices are easy to make for me: Don't beat up Troy, dont beat up Tommy, help Steve, flush the test in the toilet.
Hell, the MC can even totally righteously freak out on her when she goes tattle tailing to Burke about the Chad fight.
But just be nice to her rest of the times, she meant well, has a nice ass and most importantly is a VIRGIN
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Actually, it's kind of baffling that the most important choice you ABSOLUTELY HAVE to make, if you want Jill, is to GO ON THAT FLUKE RANDOM DATE with her. I mean the MC is a friend with Sage and can go take care of her in purely friendly non romantic fashion. That's what friends do... but nooooo, JILL WILL REJECT YOU! Even if you are the king of pusykunts to the point that MC's dik starts falling off from being utterly emasculated.
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Maybe she's preparing for the special olympics like Eric Cartman did.She could also have a "down's child". Actually that might explain Jill...
I never said anything of the sort. Sure you can keep swinging between the affinities but you have to know what your doing to pull it off. Regardless you still have to be neutral or chick by the end of episode eight to stay with her. And yeah, absolutely having to go with her or else was one of the weakest choices DPC made with her route.
Being kind is always a sound advice.
