In the Bible, Lot's daughters got him drunk and had sex with him. One on the first night and the other on the second. Both daughters ended up pregnant. That's 3 genres covered in one little story right in the beginning of the book! David delivered 200 foreskins to his future father-in-law. How's that for a side quest? There's a bunch of boring shit in there though too. How many sheep or bulls to offer. How to do grain offerings. God was pretty picky until he came down from heaven and offered himself to himself for the sinners, then he raised himself after a hell of a weekend and went back to heaven. After that, he sent himself again to play Google translate to a room full of people. That part doesn't work anymore, now people just speak in gibberish on Sundays and claim it's the same thing.