I give - what the everloving fuck am I doing wrong on the fishing minigame? I have to be doing something wrong, because there's no possible way it's this ridiculously hard to get the fish to bite without a million posts complaining about the absurdly low bite rate. I see the fish I want to catch, I'm using the lure the guides say to use, but nothing.
You throw the line out, fine, but you automatically pull it back *immediately*, and the fish never has a chance to get remotely close because they all hang out in the extreme corners or on the far right-hand side. How do I actually get them to actually grab the freaking lure?